Blog Spam Is Sometimes Hilarious

I am not really sure where it comes from, but I will often get comments to my blog posts that are…well…nonsensical spam.  Today I decided to post some examples of this for your enjoyment, and since this is a blog about writing, the sad thing would be that these writers are wasting their time writing this backward nonsense.


From someone called (are you kidding me?!) “Sharper Image Air Purifier”

You can always rely on the internet for research and more information on different types of air purifier.
Simply place the unit in a central location in your home and select the desired cleaning setting to match the size of your environment as well as fan speed and Fresh – Air Surround’s mold-killing vapor will arrest mold growth in as little as 2- 4 hours.  Being like a tower, it occupies little space keeping the floor space free.

From “b pollen”:

It amazing to pay a quick visit this web page and reading the views of all colleagues regarding this paragraph, while I am also keen of getting know-how.

From “Replica Watches Online”:

We’d propose acquiring your own products and solutions in the group Fendi purses, because most are idyllic and still have the most beneficial lamp shade combines ever previously. I highly recommend you obtain your own products and solutions without delay in the on-line market which includes the many layouts by using improved item photos etc

From “Hoodia Reviews”:

I got so bored in the present day afternoon, but while I watched this YouTube comical clip at this blog I turn out to be fresh and happy too.

From another one which didn’t have a name, just a web address:

Curtains, also known as” draperies” in the tabb top optimal way.
And the main things that surround a room are the curtains.

Youu can getshower curtainsin many stores, and the open igh E
string, okay? The good thing is tab top that you have accurate window measurements before buying or ordering wooden blinds.

So there you go.  If you ever want to include insane ramblings from a madman in your novel, this would be some ample fuel for that.  Until next time, I really enjoyed the blog that post my feelings today and bookmark this air purifier nightly.

Published by Roger Colby, Novelist, Editor

Roger Colby is a novelist and teacher who has taught English for nearly two decades. He is also an avid reader of science fiction who feels, like many other sci-fi readers, that he has read everything. He writes science fiction for the reader who is looking for the next best thing, something to excite them into reading again. This blog is his journey as a writer and his musings about writing. He also edits manuscripts for a fee and is an expert at helping you reach your full potential as a writer.

4 thoughts on “Blog Spam Is Sometimes Hilarious

  1. One blog I run (according to Akismet) had over 1600 spam posts in a month, I don’t think that blog gets that much normal traffic! What is the point of it? Some sort of black-hat SEO or something? Maybe the strange text on that spam has some sort of keyword Mojo that I don’t undersand…

    Oddly, the blog in question was just a WordPress installation testing ground that I use, so it has a page rank of ZERO, so it wouldn’t have done the spammers much good anyway.

    Anyhow, great blog. I’m considering getting into the Kindle publishing game, and ran into your blog doing some online research first. I’ll keep reading!

    1. Kindle publishing is awesome. I have sold many more books through Kindle than any other format. I just don’t get enough requests for a print edition to be worth the money or the time.

  2. I get this crap too. Sometimes I get a chuckle because no matter how many times I read the message, it still makes no sense whatsoever!
    Have a wonderful weekend and thanks for the laugh.

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